Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hold On One Second! I Can't Hear Myself!

Our 'historic' president is a very good orator. And, I tend to agree with Chris Matthews - everytime this great, Messianic presence speaks, he gives me tingles down my legs...



Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I Can No Longer Take It!

I realize this blog may offend some of you. However, I can't remain silent any longer. If I do, I may suddenly die from an implosion of high blood pressure. (And, my cube mates may not like the sight of such an ordeal).

The purpose of this blog is twofold. Primarly, this is a way for me to vent my frustrated, pent-up emotions regarding the current state of our great nation. Second, this may change a few of you innocent, misguided liberals who may be inadvertently contributing to the direction our nation is headed.

I'll keep this first post short. The tipping point for me today involves the "Hate Crimes" bill H.R 1913.

Our economy is in shambles. Our 'historic' president is taking us down a scary path towards all-out socialism. Islamic terrorists are plotting night and day to kill us. And, what do you think our congress wants to spend their precious time debating? Could it be how to best protect our nation? Nope. Could it be how to stop the flow of illegal immigrants (who carry the swine flu)? Nope, not today. The world is practically melting around us, and our congress wants to debate none other than how best to federally protect 30 different sexual orientations.

Good job congress. I'm glad we, or, rather, (since congress is controlled by left-leaning kooks who shouldn't be allowed to run a hot-dog stand), my fellow citizens who happen to be of a liberal persuasion, elected you. You're sure taking us down the right direction. Keep up the good work.